The Big Cock! (18+)

Earlier today, I posted a blog about the little things that keep a relationship going. My own personal rantings of sort. 

I have had a friend since I was in my early 20’s, I told him about me talking dirty for a living and the irony is that we used to work together at a very conservative company. He has been through three marriages since we met, one wife died of cancer and I have been through multiple relationships. He has called me on Fridays on and off throughout the years to wish me a “Happy Friday” and touch base.

Today, he shared a fantasy with me.

“In my fantasy with you, you would have a nice bottle of champagne and a bowl of cut fruit and soft silky robe or sundress on. I would be kissing you all over your beautiful body as you carried on your conversation.”

What a fantasy! Unfortunately, I have heard that more than once from other people. The thing is, if people had nice normal fantasies, they would just tune in to Xhamster and watch a little porn, wack off and get on with life. What I listen to, generally the normal population doesn’t want to hear it. I am not saying it’s all over the edge, but I can only think of one client that he would enjoy listening to. That particular client is an attorney (yes, sometimes I am guilty of checking people out, especially when they have a sexy voice), anyway, this client calls me after meetings sometimes. Especially when multiple women are present and he has been thinking about what they have on under their clothes and how naughty they can be. What color is their lingerie, do the panties and bra match, lace or silk? Would they enjoy him giving them oral pleasure, would they talk dirty, would they swallow? For me, this is pretty tame stuff!

The champagne and fruit would probably go to the side if he started listening to men who wanted to be forced to suck another man off, be gang raped by 10 or more black men or one who was sitting there dressed in women’s clothing with a plug up their ass in a dirty/wet diaper.

Most cocks aren’t as big as in porn and most fantasies are bigger than porn. Have you ever gotten off thinking about Wonder Woman (I did), what about a Playboy Bunny? Those are tame…

What is your kink my friends?

Come on, talk dirty to me… send me an email you little closet perverts. I’ll let you know how normal you are (or not) and keep your privacy! Speaking of which, I was paid a very nice tip to post an ad on a very public site outing someone for their wicked twisted thoughts. Naughty, naughty!

Hugs,

Boujie xoxo

 

 

 

 

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